Drinking Beer with Ivan in Juneau

Tavern Wall in Algoma, Wisconsin

Fairbanks, Alaska

Yet Another Bird
Note the public make out session going on in the background.

Ivan From Juneau

Headed To Heaven

Leaving The Show

Terrible Cover Band

Whatever Dude
As I bust this guy's balls for his mohawk he tries to one up me by shooting me the bird. Clearly I came out as the winner here.

Ashtray

Kung-Fu Kollar
I have no idea what the hell is going on here...

Last Night In London
Waiting on Sach and Council to meet me at The Champion which was the only place that we went more than once while in London.

Worst Bar In Denver
So any bar that has a posted sign in it that says, "Voted Denver's Best Dive Bar"...or any bar that takes more than five minutes to get a beer because it is clearly a meat market....or any bar where there is a line 10 dudes deep for the men's room is not a dive bar. The Candlelight is not a dive bar. In dive bars there is generally a moderate to high chance that you could get stabbed for no reason. At The Candlelight all you will find are Polo shirts and cell phones. Fuck The Candlelight!

Bad Scene
There is a truly incredibly large number of really shitty bars in Denver. So many in fact that it is fairly frustrating to try and decide where to go out. Luckily I'm surrounded by a group of friends that generally act like monkeys that have been recently released into the wild. This is shot of a guy, whose nickname is "The Head" at one of the shittiest bars in Denver called the Funky Buddha. He was doing his best impression of an ass hole.

Another Night At the Bar
Occasionally I will almost accidentally take a picture that I think is really cool looking. This was just another night at the Ace Hi Tavern in Golden. I had a few beers in me already when I set my camera on the table waiting for a sly chance to take a picture of an ultra white trash girl at the bar with really horrendous tattoos...a happy accident.

Patches Enjoys Leather Couches
While in London we stumbled into a really bizarre shop that sold everything from marijuana seeds to latex masks. The gem that my buddy Sach walked out of the store with we lovingly refer to as "Patches". Until you see one of us walking down the street, sitting in a bar, riding a bike or grocery shopping with this mask on it is a little difficult to put into words just how funny it is. As you might imagine nobody in London found us amusing in the least. I guess we did not do anything for international relations while on our jaunt across Europe...

Ace Hi Confessional
My buddy Chris stayed with me for about a week in the spring of 2004 on his move from Kansas City to Newport Beach. This picture was taken in a great dive bar in Golden, Colorado called The Ace-Hi Tavern. As you can see Chris is sporting a Check Your Head t-shirt that he luckily stumbled upon earlier in the day at a thrift store in Denver.